This is funny on two levels – first the idea that the cat would bring something like a dead squirrel to its owner for breakfast, and secondly, the fact that that is exactly something one of my wife’s family cats would do. Kreamer is very much an outdoor cat, and regularly brings home gifts, we can only assume the purpose of which is to provide for the family. Little does he know that a dead mouse or bird would barely feed one person for the 2 or 3 days between meals he provides, let alone the 5 that lived in the house up until about 6 months ago..

U don’t like brekfist in bed?